Photo 27 Jul 9,675 notes did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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Video 27 Jul 245,788 notes

bitchesaloud:

never forget

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Photo 24 Jul 4,276 notes did-you-kno:

After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.
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After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.

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Photo 30 Jun 22,244 notes geekandsundry:

schneiltzle:

Dice Shaming

This is amazing.

geekandsundry:

schneiltzle:

Dice Shaming

This is amazing.

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Video 8 Jun 10,841 notes

slavicinferno:

halfscoop:

The Wonderful Mitch Hedberg

Legend

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Video 30 May 316,149 notes

fallingmodel:

ITS BACK

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Chat 27 May 388,370 notes
  • me: wow i really liked that song now i think i'll listen to it another seventy times in a row
Video 23 May 113,826 notes

kaurasferociouslion:

pizzapig:

theroyalstapler:

As an introvert, I’ve done, and do, all of these things…. constantly.

Then after practicing it in your head stuff it up when ordering anyway.

All of these

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Text 8 May 1,878 notes Best. Troll. Ever.

wilwheaton:

Patton Oswalt *pretended* to delete offensive tweets, and Twitter lost its shit at him, based on what a bunch of people *imagined* he must have said. It’s maybe the best trolling I’ve ever seen in my life. Somewhere, the ghost of Andy Kaufman is applauding him.

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fuckinstoned:

skateeverydamnday:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

THANK YOU!!!!

Wow

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Photo 8 Apr 120 notes geekandsundry:

UHM. WOW? We’re so close to making it, and it’s all because of you. TableTop Season 3 can ONLY happen with your help — so reblog this post and head to ilovetabletop.com for details on our Season 3 campaign! Remember: If this campaign hits $1M, we’re producing a SECOND spinoff show about an amazing RPG Quest!

geekandsundry:

UHM. WOW? We’re so close to making it, and it’s all because of you. TableTop Season 3 can ONLY happen with your help — so reblog this post and head to ilovetabletop.com for details on our Season 3 campaign! 

Remember: If this campaign hits $1M, we’re producing a SECOND spinoff show about an amazing RPG Quest!

Video 5 Apr 98,646 notes

recursewords:

vvidget:

I know this is long, but I needed to share it.

Stephen Fry is my spirit animal.

Stephen Colbert is the funniest American.

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