"As a result, I get so scared my anxieties will be fulfilled I stop saying anything at all."
Yep. This sounds familiar.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Sometimes being on Tumblr is a lot like living in a sorority house.
and here you see the penis in its natural habitat…the ceiling fan.
Dolla dolla bill y’all.
If I could be any bear, I’d want to be this bear. But not in a furry way— in a “wow, I’d love money to throw around” way.
spectreantihero asked: What is your go-to gaming snack?
Cashews or almonds. I used to really love the salt and pepper potato chips (crisps, the you non-Americans), but I’ve been more carefully watching what I eat (especially snacks), and the nuts are less greasy, which is better when we’re playing games and sharing pieces, cards, etc.
On a big gameday, though, we’ll get cheese and crackers and deviled eggs and fresh vegetables and a George R.R. Martin-size list of other things for everyone to share.
But my go-to is nuts.
Yeah, I just love some salty nuts in my mouth.
I love Wil Wheaton. hahahahaha
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
that’s fucking hardcore